Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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