Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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