Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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