So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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