Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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