...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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