You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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