just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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