Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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