K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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