either way he was missing a nipple.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I FOUND THE LEGS
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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