who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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