Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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