hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
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