I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
where does the pee come out of this thing
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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