Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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