The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life