U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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