it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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