you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
