i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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