You made me cry and you don't even care
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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