i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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