When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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