i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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