Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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