Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i would punch a child for taco bell
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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