Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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