so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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