Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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