Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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