Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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