So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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