and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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