Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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