yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I need to calm my uterus...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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