I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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