She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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