I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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