I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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