I must be too annoying 4 u.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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