love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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