Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
did i walk over a car last night?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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