what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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