i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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