Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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