Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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