Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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