Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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