32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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