her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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