You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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