I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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