If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i think i have two assholes
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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