Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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