What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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