Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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